Had to smile at the report of how a Blackpool fan in the Countdown back room team organised the Conundrum to spell out PNECRISES as a dig at local rival North End's relegation from the Championship. It got me thinking about West Ham Conundrums and I've come up with a few below. Try to rearrange the letters for a sentence about people connected with the club and our present crisis! The words in brackets afterwards are NOT part of the conundrum!
Counterfeit fresh ass bar (Where Morley and Bishop do a stand up double act each Wednesday night?)
Obese somersault (Nothing to do with a McBenni goal celebration. Goal celebration? McBenni?)
Stagnant caviar rum (Smells fishy every month of the season)
Regretting free snub (Relevant to Mr Capello!)
A prize of a huge well done for anybody who can work out all four answers! And it's a way of thinking about something other than the relegation 6 pointer!