Sunday 27 December 2009

Better To Be Snapped Leaving A Brothel Than Lose Today! (Part Two)


More topical gags, with no suggestion that any of the managers concerned were actually snapped leaving a brothel.

'Arry goes into a brothel and selects his favourite girl. Before they get down to the real business, the girl says, "That will be £500." 'Arry is taken aback momentarily but then replies, "It's all right love, no charge tonight, this was included in the Crouch deal."

Avram is caught coming out of a brothel and is challenged by a journalist who asks, "What have you been up to?"
"Just carrying out some research", Avram replies.
"Research?" the journalist asks. "Research into what?"
"What it's like to go down. I needed to know after Saturday."
"So what have you found out?" the journalist asks.
Avram replies, "It leaves a bad taste in your mouth."

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