Saturday 26 December 2009

Better To Be Snapped Leaving A Brothel Than Lose Today!


Topical gags, with no suggestion that either manager has been photographed leaving a brothel!

Avram Grant goes into a brothel, strips naked and asks "How much?" The horrified prostitute, in an effort to put him him off says, "Two thousand pounds."
"Two thousand pounds?" asks Grant incredulously.
The tart looks at his saggy man and replies, "For you, it's a snip!"

Gianfranco Zola goes into a brothel, strips naked and asks "How much?" The amused prostitute looks at his little man and says, "Twenty five pounds."
"Twenty five pounds?" asks Zola incredulously. He searches through his wallet and says, "I only have five pounds for now but I can give you the rest once Upson is sold in January."

11 comments:

Hammersfan said...

Mark Hughes stopped on his way into a brothel. An incredulous journalist asks, "What do you think you're doing?"
Hughes replies, "Just clearing my desk."

Tom said...

Mark Hughes is snapped coming out of a brothel. An incredulous journalist asks, "What do you think you're doing?"
Hughes replies, "I used to work here".

Dave D said...

Vey good Tom, I like that one.

Kareem said...

Franco is starting and isn't injured! We might have a chance! Behrami,Nouble, Stanislas...and the "amazing" Jiminez on the bench..so I guess we have some decent attacking minded players on the bench. I want to be optimistic today and hope that I can forget about my flu by watching us win today! 2-0 to the Irons because I can be immature like that.

Kareem said...

2-0! Fanno, we won! Jiminez 2 assists (if you count winning the penalty an assist)... Kovac, a goal! FANNO WE WON!!!

Hammersfan said...

Spot on Kareem! Must eat, Boxing Day Fimily Gathering!

Kareem said...

YES! Take that Sky Sports for predicting 3-0 to Pompey, and of course Lawro for predicting 1-1 or 2-2 or whatever it was that moron predicted... enjoy, Fanno! COYI!

The Real Tom Hanks said...

Talking of gatherings surprised you were not invited to the gathering before the Pompey match. Nearly a full Klan turnout and you were badly missed!!

cream said...

Congrats to WHU. Amazing display from Capt Parker. Well done to 'The Ordinary' Mr Kovac.

Luis Jiminez said...

You're a bit of a cock aren't you?

Hammersfan said...

Good to see they are still talking somewhere TRTH, most seem to have deserted the Org. Dying on its feet isn't it?