Monday 7 December 2009

Tottenham's Defoe and Chelsea's Lampard Foreshadow World Cup Misery!


And there I was, getting all excited after Bollocks missed that penalty against Blackburn! When Germans miss in penalty shoot outs, I opined, you know something special is happening - England are going to win the World Cup! Then along come Lampard and Defoe to deliver a great big reality check!

To win it, we will have to negotiate a penalty shoot out at some point! Gerrard, Rooney, Lampard, Beckham and Defoe should really be bankers to score from the spot but, after this weekend, Capello must be drawing up a new list. Now then, who could take the first one? How about my captain, John Terry?

13 comments:

Stani Army said...

I think penalties are best taken side-footed, hence why Defoe shouldn't take one as he doesn't really strike the ball in this way.

Hammersfantillo said...

Stani you seem to be paying my boyfriend Trevor far too much attention for my liking.

Stani Army said...

Sharing is caring HFT, don't be stingy.

apache said...

How can you joke about something so serious? Defoe, Lampard and Fabregas are all in my fantasy footy team and my reserve keeper this weekend was Sorensen. I've plummeted down the league now, grrrr!

Anonymous said...

Carlton Cole!

T.I.S said...

Hey I just thought, we should put Montano on the bench, and we are winning (a big if) against the brummies we could try him out on the left. Whatcha think?

Anonymous said...

T.I.S really doesn't have a clue, he thinks Zola's doing a fine job. I think he's falling in love with his smile and the italian accent. La vosta un idiota you sandwich.

Anonymous said...

Hammersfan said...

Yep, that's a reasonable description of Basildon, but normally the term shithole is employed. Much the same thing I suppose!

So not only are West Ham fans that pay to go stupid but the East End along with parts of Essex are a shithole? I suppose I can see you point Trev, don't mind if I call you Trev do you? I mean when you have moved on and live in the leafy suburbs of Guildford nothing else matches up does it Trev? By the way how's the University these days, must be due for retirement shortly then god help the cyber world.

Basildon said...

You should know by now 1212 the bloke is a complete fruit & nut!!!!

Basildon said...

Apache I'm surprised you give this racist the time of day.

T.I.S said...

03:49 I don't suppose you're the guy that criticised Zola's English, which I replied to by saying you don't know Italian, which you replied to by going onto an English-Italian translation website, which I reply by saying Montano on the left, what do you think?

T.I.S said...

P.S My heart sinks when I see Zola's smile, after all it's not the red-faced Fergy, the saggy faced Redknapp or the 'I just dropped my pie' Alladyce!

Hammersfan said...

Basildon, they don't call me Cadbury for nothing!

I've moved 1212, it is leafy Bracknell now. Keep up! Fantastic deal on repossession. And best of all, the guy who owned it before was a trader - mortgaged himself to the hilt and then lost his job! 4 bed and no kids. Lost his Porsche too apparently. Heart bleeds!

Basildon? It is a bit of a dump isn't it? Only been there once, years back, and was not impressed. Mind you, it's better than Dagenham and Grays!

Funnily enough, Essex is not known as the Garden of England and places like Basildon, Grays and Dagenham do not feature on many tourist maps. Wonder why that is? Mind you, Basildon is apparently in the running to be European City of Culture for 2010. Just shows what I know!