Wednesday, 16 December 2009
Play Dixon - We Might Qualify For Clubcard Points!
The Official Site is proudly trumpeting that Dixon has scored again! It was only a friendly of course, and it was only against Grays Athletic, but he scored which suggests that he at least knows how to play up front.
He probably isn't fully fit, but that didn't stop Zola picking Dyer did it? With Hines and Cole unavailable, Jimenez useless, Diamanti seemingly reluctant to venture into the penalty box, Nouble considered inferior to Da Costa as a target man and Sears out on loan, Dixon may be our only option.
Picking him may not result in us collecting any Premiership points but, given his red hair, Tesco might pledge a few thousand Clubcard Points to make amends for their disgraceful Christmas card. And we could use the Clubcard points to buy Airmiles to pay for Jimenez's return flight to Milan!
As for Santa loving ginges, that is patently untrue! Surely every one of them has "Any hair colour instead of Ginger" at the top of his Christmas list every year; and does Santa ever deliver?
Posted by Hammersfan at 19:00