Good to see on the News today that Tottenham are taking a lead in saving the planet through a raft of green policies. I've forgotten what exactly it is that Tottenham are supposed to be doing, but I was shocked that the item did not give full credit to Tottenham's recycling prowess. Why did the reporter fail to mention that every player in the Tottenham team is recycled from another club?
Unlike West Ham, Tottenham never use a player from new, wasting all those resources unnecessarily in developing a raw material into a finished product; Tottenham simply go out and buy a ready made product, so saving the massive mounts of energy involved in making a Premiership player from scratch!
Rumour has it that 'Arry, in an effort to save his Sandbanks mansion, is even recycling the Manila envelopes these days! Mind you, if Tottenham are saving the planet, God help us, because Gomes is bound to drop it!
4 comments:
thats funny, because iv heard there rycycling west ham ham into a coca cola can. that will be useful in the fizzy pop league next year
Very inventive 02:03
I thought you Tottenham lot were all dim criminals like Dead Legley King.
How sad that a wet spammer makes mockery of Tottenham, who will soon have a world class stadium, a world class training centre and already have a world class team that is 3rd in the best league in the world, now, remind me what do wet spam have?, oh yes, a run down stadium, a useless training centre that is soon to be replaced with a useless training centre only bigger and a team that is languishing in 17th place in the premiership.
how old are you ?..12?, I would take a look at yourselves before taking the piss out of Tottenham or is it just that you are annoyed that you have been our feeder club for the last 100 years.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush................ No Brazilians in Tottenham then?
Sid, that is my point in a way. How dare Tottenham market themselves as green when they are going to hugely increase their carbon footprint building a new stadium? Reduced size water bottles? Yeah, that will offset the new stadium nicely!
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