Thursday 31 December 2009

Tottenham Shopping? Read The Signals In 'Arry's Smokescreen


So ' Arry reckons he is not going to get involved in the January sales. He was his Wii and he's 'appy playing with that apparently. Upson? Who needs him when you have two fit centre backs and two crocked ones? James? What, when you have the mighty Gomes between your sticks? No mention of Parker, of course, nor of Cole but 'Arry can't be after either of those because he isn't going shopping...full stop...end of. Like Pav isn't going anywhere...unless somebody offers to buy him. And Robbie is staying...despite the Dublin jaunt and his not really fitting in to the shape of the team.

Does anybody believe him? Of course!...In the same way as the Inland Revenue believe his tax returns!

1 comment:

Duxbury's eyebrows said...

They do say that you should never believe anything until it's been officially denied and Arry is one of the biggest effing liars within football. You can spot his tapping up tricks a mile off, when he talks about a player by saying "he's a fanstastic" or "terrific player" or "I wouldn't mind a player like that in my squad but........" Somehow, I don't think that Matty Upson will end up there myself.