How did we get into this mess? Blame Duxbury!

(Article contributed by Hotshot C)

There's going to have to be a post mortom on the sorry situation we found ourselves in: 'worse than waking up in bed with a trannie asking you to marry her/ him'...

OK so the club got caught up in the financial meltdown, but DUXBURY has a lot to answer for! This is his record:

- Tries to pull the wool over the eyes of the Premier League and buys 2 Argentinians on a dodgy deal - cost to the club : £35 million in compensation.

- Then tries to pull the wool over our eyes and comes up with 'the project', where he is to install the best upcoming manager and well known coach in Europe, along with the best scouts and English and foreign talent - cost: Didn't quite work according to plan, and almost got the club relegated..

- He then borrows on a few years TV and sponsorship money and sells our best defenders and striker (Collins and Bellend), in order to buy and loan 'world class players' (Jiminez and Diamante) - cost: Almost got us relegated and made the club an embarrassment, while other clubs like Wigan, Sunderland and even Hull were buying/ loaning decent players (Zaki, Bent - yes remember him? Geovanni etc)..

If any one can add to this list please do so!