Sunday 25 April 2010

How did we get into this mess? Blame Duxbury!


(Article contributed by Hotshot C)

There's going to have to be a post mortom on the sorry situation we found ourselves in: 'worse than waking up in bed with a trannie asking you to marry her/ him'...

OK so the club got caught up in the financial meltdown, but DUXBURY has a lot to answer for! This is his record:

- Tries to pull the wool over the eyes of the Premier League and buys 2 Argentinians on a dodgy deal - cost to the club : £35 million in compensation.

- Then tries to pull the wool over our eyes and comes up with 'the project', where he is to install the best upcoming manager and well known coach in Europe, along with the best scouts and English and foreign talent - cost: Didn't quite work according to plan, and almost got the club relegated..

- He then borrows on a few years TV and sponsorship money and sells our best defenders and striker (Collins and Bellend), in order to buy and loan 'world class players' (Jiminez and Diamante) - cost: Almost got us relegated and made the club an embarrassment, while other clubs like Wigan, Sunderland and even Hull were buying/ loaning decent players (Zaki, Bent - yes remember him? Geovanni etc)..

If any one can add to this list please do so!

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Even this year i could see the writing on the wall when Wigan, Sunderland, Bolton etc were buying some decent players (Bent cost Sunderland more than our club record buy).. In this league you need proven goal scorers and need to strengthen every year... To our record, the defensive record kept us up (goal difference)

Anonymous said...

im sure the davids will invest in the summer

Stani Army said...

-Gave an interview to Iain Dale and left him hanging on his every word.
Cost? Priceless!

Hammersfan said...

He appointed Zola!

Anonymous said...

It all started to go pear shaped when Brown sacked Harry.

Deane said...

I think it all went pear shaped when Brown took over the Cearns where amateur fleecers in comparison

Deane said...

in fact TB probably only sacked Harry cos he was being out-bunged

Hammersfan said...

I blame that white horse!

Unknown said...

i think this post is shit

Hammersfan said...

Careful dan, Hotshot is a bit of a pitbull.

Unknown said...

lol

Anonymous said...

I bet you're old enough to remember the white horse!

Hammersfan said...

I was riding it!

Hotshot C said...

Ruff ruff...

Anonymous said...

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