Wednesday, 28 April 2010
Liverpool Want Behrami
Well, they can have him! I love this assessment of the headless chicken carried on another site:
"The intelligent right sided player can double up as a full back and out and out winger and has also been known to ply his trade in an advanced midfield role and could be available for around £8m and the Anfield boss is looking to supplement the move with funds generated from the sale of Spaniard Albert Riera."
Intelligent? Really! If he is so intelligent, perhaps he can explain why the headless chicken crossed the road, then crossed it again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again...
Double up as a full back? Liverpool saw how good he is at tackling in the box - they should have been awarded a penalty courtesy of a Behrami challenge at Anfield. A full back? He's such a good full back that Spector gets in ahead of him!
An out and out winger? Well, a winger who can't cross the ball into the box!
And as for plying his trade in an advanced midfield role...well how many goals has he scored exactly?
Sell him for £8m? No, we should hold out for £12m! If Benitez is still in charge, they would pay it. Or better still, Yossi plus £5m. Now that would be a deal and a half!
Posted by Hammersfan at 18:51