Tuesday 13 April 2010

Tevez Says It Is "Unthinkable" That He Would Relegate West Ham


"It is unthinkable that I will score a goal that will send West Ham to relegation,’ Tevez argues passionately. ‘Their supporters feel football; they are passionate, these people invested great support in me. I wish to play again for West Ham before I finish my career. I have some unfinished business there. To score such a goal against them would change my history with them."

Wonderful, wonderful words, but if Unreal City need to win on the last day of the season to qualify for the Champions League and the ball falls to Tevez in the box, is he going to miss? Those of us who are old enough remember Denis Law scoring the goal for Manchester City that relegated his beloved Manchester United - his celebration was to cry, but he still scored the goal!

We have all felt a dangerous renewed confidence this week and Tevez's words should make us all sit up and think: maybe, just maybe, this relegation is written in the stars. Maybe the gods are "just" and, as in a Greek tragedy or in a modern twist on Faustus, we signed away our souls when we signed Tevez on that Third Party Agreement!

And if it isn't Tevez who sinks us at Upton Park, there's still the chance of Mascherano, "the sleeper" in this unresolved saga, netting an own goal at Hull to give them victory on the last day. Or Defoe missing a penalty for Tottenham at Burnley! Or, of course, Bellyache returning and firing home the winner for the Sky High Salaries that sends us down.

So many possibilities. Dear God, and this time yesterday I thought we were as good as safe!

Come On You Prove The Gods Wrong Irons!

17 comments:

Stani Army said...

Not gonna happen big boy. Wigan are not gonna win another game, Hull screwed up letting Brown go and Burnley are as good as gone.

I'll have a word upstairs.

Winston said...

Hammersfan, i think Carlos does like us. He knows that we are good fans at Hammers. Look at Brooking, Di Canio, spoken of as gods. We have never forgotten Moore & never will. I think City will be sorted by the time we meet & if Tevez had to do his job, that's the way it goes. He would not celebrate. Wouldn't we love to see him back. Defoe would send us down, Lampard would,& celebrate the goal, but the likes of Carlos, the Ferdinands or Joe Cole, i doubt it.

Jesus said...

Unreal City?
The Sky High Salaries?

Please stop using these embarassing nicknames. It makes you look about 12... and I'm sure your at least a teenager?

And anyway, it cannot be written in the stars. Astrology is a absolute rubbish.

Hammersfan said...

Astrology is absolute rubbish? What nonsense! The same thing happens to one twelfth of the World's population every day! All the people who died in the attack on the Twin Towers were Geminis, all the people who died in the tsunami were born under Taurus. You don't know what you're talking about mate! Jesus? Some prophet!

Anonymous said...

Please can we all say a big congratulations to my local team Portsmouth on reaching the cup final. Muzeltov my local boys well done.

Hammersfan said...

A huge achievement! Well done to Pompey and to a fantastic bunch of fans. They deserved a better Board - like us!

Hopefully Pompey will stabilise and return a stronger club.

Stani Army said...

Oi, you wanna nick their manager HF! :)

Na, well done to them. Let's hope they can do over Wigan tomorrow.

Hammersfan said...

Oy, I've just noticed - what's with the "big boy"?

Hammersfan said...

I see Knees Up Mother Brown are plundering this blog for their material and that Dale released an article on this after me. God they are missing Duxbury!

Anonymous said...

Stani (09:58)

Hope you are right! We must win the Wigan game at Upton Park. That will give us 34 points and Hull/Burnley would need to get at least 8 points from their remaining 4/5 games which is hopefully unlikely. It's going to be a long 90 minutes if we need 3 points against Man. City in the final game...

Perhaps HF can use his prediction skills to let us know the likely points that will be picked up by our relegation rivals, and help us sleep better in the mean-time!

Hammersfan said...

I wouldn't dare mate, it would be inviting fate! However, I said some time ago that 35 points would definitely be enough and 34 would probably suffice. I'll stick with that, which makes the Wigan and Fulham games crucial. We play Fulham 3 days after a European semifinal - that must help. Wigan do have a good record at the Boleyn unfortunately and were very unlucky to lose last season's opener on our turf. I fear plenty of nail biting yet and, the elation of Saturday now past, I remain anxious. Too many of our fans are now treating survival as a forgone conclusion. They should know better! This is West Ham!

Anonymous said...

HF (16:57)

Yes, after following West Ham for so many years we should have learnt our lesson by now!

The Wigan game is crucial because it keeps them in the mix if Burnley/Hull do better than expected.

We normally do quite well at Fulham but they are playing well at home. Don't expect any favours. Their chairman has already "stuck up two fingers" in our direction. The Z man or Konchesky to get the winner here to add to your list above?

40 points is normally the survival target so if we stay up with 34/35 then perhaps fortune is still smiling on us.

Anonymous said...

OMG Sheffield Utd have taken court action due to Tevez still being a thrid party special agent, and they want more compo

Hammersfan said...

LOL Careful or you will give them ideas! I reckon they have a case against all those Championship sides who keep getting more points than them every season!

Stani Army said...

HF
I don't mean big boy as in that photo of Boa you just put up, I mean big boy as in....how shall I say this?

Anonymous1641
Yep, that is the plan. I don't think it will go to the last game but it may not be because of our own good work but because of the ineptness of the others. Ah well, summer clear out.

Wigan are in big trouble. I think Martinez is the manager HF thinks Zola is i.e. someone lost.

Hammersfan said...

Pompey are on their knees after Sunday. Wigan will secure their place in the Prem tomorrow night.

Hammersfan said...

Or not!