Monday, 12 April 2010
Try Tears Zola, Try Tears!
Brown did it, Campbell gave it a go, now Cameron has turned on the water works on camera! It seems the PR Guru's have decided that everybody likes a man with the ability to cry. As I write, MPs up and down the land are trying a find a sprog they can have killed off so they too can weep on television. In Blunkett's case, it would have the added benefit of saving on the maintenance payments for the little bastard he couldn't see coming!
So if we lose again this season, don't be surprised to see Zola fighting back the tears. Sniff, sniff, deep breath, fight it, fight it, don't weep as such, there is an optimum wetness of the eyes to be achieved, an optimum tremble of the voice but, be careful, big boys don't cry as such. 10ccs of tears, just 10ccs. "I have" (deep breath) "You" lift the arms, contract the shoulders, "You learn a lot...you learn a lot having a disabled team and seeing them lose like that."
Come On You Turn On The Water Works Irons!
PS Is Cameron gesturing to Brown in that picture or just playing paper, scissors, rock?
Posted by Hammersfan at 18:25