Thursday, 1 April 2010
Will Zola's Mad March Turn Into April Fool's Gold?
It was hard today to know who was kidding who at times. There was this story doing the rounds about Sullivan trying to tempt an Arab billionaire into investing in West Ham. It would be great if it came to something but Portsmouth fans can tell you something about fake sheiks, and this blog exposed Al Faraj 12 months before the great and the good down on the south coast woke up to the fact that just because a guy wears a sheet and a tea towel, it doesn't mean he is a member of the Saudi royal family!
Meanwhile, the Ann Summers rumour was a good excuse to post a picture or two of scantily clad women, and this blog is not going to take a negative position on that! The pink trim on the kit looked rather good to me and I think a synergy between West Ham and Ann Summers is perfectly possible. "Wear a West Ham kit to guarantee a good shafting" could work. Or "Going down in Claret and Blue" might be a mouth watering prospect. The "Parker Vibrator" is a possibility too - "Pocket sized but it does the job of five men." The McCarthy Vibrator might be popular too - giant size, slow but happy to occupy the box all day long. But enough of that!
This blog ran a story about West Ham becoming tenants in the new Tottenham stadium, and the usual suspects fell for it hook line and sinker. Apologies to those who spotted the joke and posted to that effect - I had to delete your posts to keep the trap open for others. Even though every comment was recorded with a bold April 1 date beneath it, there were still plenty of Mr Angrys who swallowed it faster than Katie Price.
But I fear the biggest April Fools will prove to be Sullivan and Gold. They have left the Zola Joker in charge of the team despite the six defeats in a row that ruined March. T S Elliot opens The Wasteland with "April is the cruelest month" and I fear that we are about to find out why!
Come On You April Fool Irons!
Posted by Hammersfan at 22:41