Thursday 25 February 2010

Bridge Over Troubled Waters


So Wayne has decided not to go the World Cup - but it's okay, we are talking Bridge not Rooney! Can't see him being missed that much to be honest, even if Cole isn't there. It has been a mystery to me why Baines has been ignored thus far so hopefully we will now get to see what he can do. And there's also Warnock who is a regular in the best defence in the Premiership and Ridgewell at Birmingham who could provide cover for the centre back positions too. And Upson has played at left back too remember.

Poor Wayne. In times like this, music helps. How did the Simon and Garfunkel song go?

When you're weary
Feeling small
When tears are in her eyes
John will dry them all

He's by her side
When sex get rough
And friends just can't be found
Like a Bridge over troubled water
John will lay your girl
Like a Bridge over troubled water
John will lay her down

When you're down and out
When you're on the street
When evening falls so hard
John will comfort her

He'll take Wayne's part
When darkness comes
And pain is all around
Like a Bridge over troubled water
John will lay your girl
Like a Bridge over troubled water
John will lay your girl

Ride on Bridge's Girl,
Ride on by
John's time has come to shine
All her dreams are on their way

See how they shine
If you need a friend
John's sailing right behind
Like a Bridge over troubled water
John will ease your girl
Like a Bridge over troubled water
John will ease her behind.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

My bollocks are itchy

Stani Army said...

HF,
I feel for the guy as he's been put in a difficult position. He can't have taken the decision lightly as who wouldn't wanna go to the World Cup? Very honourable. I hope Terry breaks his leg, Bridge u-turns, goes to SA and scores the winner in the final....and all the players take off their England shirts to reveal 'Team Bridge' t-shirts to the cameras as Ashley and John sit watching back in Cobham. Justice!

Baines has the best delivery out of the lot of them, Cashley included. He can also take a good free-kick. If my plan (above :)) doesn't work, I'd go Baines. Capello may go Warnock because of the Villa defensive record you mentioned.

el martillo said...

Sorry but that's a load of Garfunkel.

Anonymous said...

listen the guys a jerk..... I work with people I absolutely hate and that doesn't stop me or them doing a good job.

I'd walk on broken glass to represent my country........

Anonymous said...

dont say that for fcuks sake he'll be writing out annie lennox lyrics next

Hammersfan said...

0923, do you work with guys who have shagged your wife?

2327, that probably means Terry has paid YOUR wife a visit!

Hammersfan said...

1139, I saw Annie live, fronting The Tourists. They were the support act for The Pretenders. Concert was in Portsmouth. Must have been 78 or 79. "Brass in Pocket" would be useful for Pompey now!