Tuesday 9 February 2010

Stadium Tours Over Half Term


According to the OS, the club are offering tours of the stadium over half term hosted by club historian John Helliar. Special highlights will include the opportunity to lie on Kieron Dyer's fur lined treatment table and to sit in the office where Duxbury offered oral cuddles to Tevez's advisors. Punters taking the tour will be given an opportunity to enter a "Guess how much we owe?" competition and to see the executive toilet where Eggert used fifty pound notes to wipe his arse. A golden bust of David Sullivan, soon to take pride of place in the foyer, is also sure to be a big attraction. A visit to the home dressing room will enable fans to see the pegs where Rio Ferdinand, Frank Lampard, Joe Cole, Michael Carrick and Glen Johnson once hung their togs.

The tour is being marketed under the title, "See it whilst you can, the farewell tour" and is being sponsored by Barratt.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

wanker

Mark Noble's 1960's Haircut said...

Slightly off the subject a bit but, could you please stop publishing so much negativity? We all know that things are far from perfect at West Ham and with some issues, you have every right as much as the rest of us to feel aggrieved, but constantly publishing so much negativity all of the time is doing no one any good at all as all it does is makes everybody feel even more depressed about the comings and goings at West Ham. And before you may accuse me me of burying my head in the sand, let me tell you that I am not as I said in one way or another, I am fully aware that things aren't too great at the moment, it's just that too much information can be a bad thing and I would urge all other West Ham sites/blogs to not do it either. Jesus H Christ in a jockstrap, my brain hurts.

Anonymous said...

come on u irons. lets win 2night. come on.

Winston said...

Sorry to be off topic HF but ok here's something positive then. If the squad supports Zola then we have two matches where we can take 6 points. Then we face Utd away. So the best thing that the players can do to put even the doubters back in their box, including me, is to go out & take no prisoners. Take hold of the game. No one wants the situation that we are in, but the points have to come from somewhere. If the squad wants to take the pressure off Zola, then the answer is obvious. That will kill off any negativity slightly sooner than instantly. We can fight our way out of this but it is only the blokes on the park that can do it. Thanks HF.