Monday, 1 February 2010
Stuck In The Mido With You!
Oh dear God, we were promised a mystery Brazilian and ended up with a big fat Egyptian! We thought Tristan was immobile, just wait for when Mido wobbles his way on to the pitch! Long ball forward for the striker to chase, cue the Bangles classic, "Walk like an Egyptian"! Put Diamanti one side of him and Boa-Morte on the other and we can all sing, "Clown to the left of me, Joker to the right, Here I am, stuck in the Mido with you"!
Surely this is the definition of desperation? Sullivan said he was popping out for a kebab and came back with the guy serving in the restaurant - or the bloody meat roll off the spike! The only thing hot about this new signing is the chili sauce smeared all over the fatty carcass! I can picture Zola's face when he saw the latest recruit!
"Is it a pig? Is it a hippopotamus?"
"No Gianfranco, it's our new star striker!"
The guy didn't even make it into the Egyptian national team for pity's sake and isn't good enough for Miserableborough. He has been playing in Egypt - ideal preparation for the Premiership in the middle of winter!
We have him for four months - and if he trains hard he might just get down to twenty stone by the time he departs! God help us!
Posted by Hammersfan at 17:45