Sunday 21 February 2010

Burnley and Bolton Spanked!


This is turning into a fantastic weekend! Now, say it quietly, but we could really do with Tottenham thumping Wigan in the four o'clock kick off. Come on you Spurs? Go on, force yourselves!

20 comments:

Stani Army said...

HF,
Couldn't you find an image with Burnley's and Bolton's badge on each cheek?

Anonymous said...

you don't have to whisper that you're supporting Tottenham HF. We worked that one out a long time ago.

Hammersfan said...

LOL I might just take a fancy to Burnley and Bolton then! How about putting Coyle's face on each cheek given he was an arse to walk out on Burnley. How I hope Bolton go down as a result!

Hammersfan said...

1623, learn to read. I was talking about others! I'm happy to say it in the circumstances, "Come on you Spurs!!!!!!!"

Stani Army said...

Haha. Yep, Burnley fans must be laughing at him despite their own predicament.

Coyle's was a classic case of the grass is not always greener...

We did warn him here. He jumped ship too early and this will only be detrimental to his career.

Deane said...

I tried I really tried but I just can't get the words out I gave it large with "c'mon the team playing Wigan" sorry best I could do

Anonymous said...

Fanno: you're a spud and you know you are............

Hammersfan said...

King Edwards?

Kareem said...

I wonder what key-words you used on google to find those images. :P

Hammersfan said...

Google? That's me and the wife! She forgot to put a sweetner in my cup of tea!

Stani Army said...

Well it's on Google now :)

...and sweetener HF? Already?

Hammersfan said...

Well everybody says my glass is half full so a sugar seems excessive!

Hammersfan said...

Oops, I meant half empty! Same difference if you are a realist!

Anonymous said...

fanno: so you're on the sweeteners - which makes you the fat bloke, under 5'6" and the Napoleon complex is starting to make sense

Hammersfan said...

5'10 actually and, ankle injury apart, still playing football. Fat bloke? No, not really. If you are looking for a little general, check out davefking!

Anonymous said...

fanno: here's an example of a positive headline that will help that all important counter to keep on rising

"Zola all smiles as West Ham brush aside Hull"

Go on try it, be positive - you never know you might actually enjoy it

Glass Half Full!

Hammersfan said...

Given Hull are crap, would that brush be a toilet brush?

Anonymous said...

So Fanno in your humble opinion the only reason we won was because Hull are crap?

Can you famously rate the team again = you remember like last time when you gave 85% of the team the same score?

And while we are at it can we have a whole section devoted to your famous predictions - perhaps 1 to 10 of new predictions for West Ham between now and the end of the seasion?

Hammersfan said...

It was a joke! But Hull are crap! But you can only beat what's put in front of you. It was a game of two halfs. I would have been as sick as a parrot if we hade lost.

Predictions?

Pompey will go into Administration on Friday but will play out their remaining fixtures. With no pressure on them, they will win all their games against our relegation rivals.

35 points will be enough to stay up.

Pompey, Burnley and Hull will go down.

Cheryl Cole will dump Ashley.

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