The crazy world of Doctor Evil's West Ham Wanderers!
How can you not appreciate a woman like that? Ashley, you twat! I just don't understand what some guys want? Whatever they're looking for, they aint gonna find it. Surely, there is nothing better on earth to a man then a decent woman?Anyway, that's my bit of wisdom.P.S, I'm available Cheryl...but you'll have to speak to my parents first :)
She's already moved in with me mate and I can see where Ashley was coming from. Its nag, nag, nag morning, noon and night! Why are you always on that mobile phone? Does my bum look big out of this? Come to bed, I need more X Factor. She's bloody insatiable. I need some sleep!
Don't worry HF, I have the tools to cope :)...and dimples to match. We'd be perfect. So go on, hand her over.....I take it she's a virgin right?
Virgin? You surely don't want her to fly in!
She looks like an angel andsounds like a miner,I guess there is only so much northern a man can take.Dont worry too much ashley I am sure there will be a whole host of young gold diggers out to cheer you up.Could not happen to a better man.I can see the headlines in the News of the World now.
We can only speculate, If you leave your girlfriend and she's beautiful you'll have a good reason. Just because their celebrities does not mean their not human.
That's a no then HF? You can keep her then, I don't like second hand things.You do know that's not her in that photo :)
I did hear that he had enough of her collection of stolen hub caps.
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