The crazy world of Doctor Evil's West Ham Wanderers!
Friday, 11 June 2010
Carlton To Tottenham
According to reports on the net, the Cockyfools have asked us to "name our price" for Carlton Cole. Now I suspect somebody has got a little confused, muddling up his Joe and Carlton Coles, but if Tottenham really did ask the question, hoping to team him up again with Bellyache, I trust Avram and Gold's reply to 'Arry was something along the lines of, "an equal pound of your fair flesh cut from whatsoever part of your body most pleases me"! That would make Redknapp's head twitch with a vengeance!