Monday, 14 June 2010
Richard Wight Wright Wright? No! Richard Wrong Wrong Wrong!
The latest rumour is that we are lining up Richard Wright as a replacement for Robert Safe Hands Green. Now, if we want somebody to replicate Green's catastrophic errors on a more regular basis than Green himself manages, then Wright may be our man, but if we want a keeper who we can TRUST, a keeper who has not been moved on by club after club because he is so, well sub standard, then Richard Wright is very much the WRONG man.
If this rumour is true, then it suggests that the two Davids are concerned only with stripping down costs to the bare bones. I can hear the conversation now.
David G: How about Richard Wright?
David S: How good is he?
David G: Pretty shit to tell the truth.
David S: How expensive is he?
David G: Cheap.
David S: As chips?
David G: As a Queens Fishbar meal deal.
David S: Let's have him! How much will we get for Green?
David G: Up in the air at the moment. And that's dangerous the way he takes crosses.
Posted by Hammersfan at 17:50