Monday, 12 July 2010
Heartburn, Indigestion, Trapped Wind? Try Remy!
Well we tried for the old Henry but he preferred to go State Side instead, but not to be put off, we have now bid for the new, still to be improved version instead - hopefully complete with full Va Va Voom!
Remy sounds like the old indigestion tablet to me, but if he gives the opposition the shits and eases the supporters' heartburn, then he has to be worth every cent of the proposed 13 million euros fee! Of course, if we sell Cole for £12m plus, Remy won't actually cost us anything. If the Davids decide to team Remy up with Cole and Barerra, then we will know that they really are intent on turning around our fortunes on the pitch.
Remy appears to be keen to join us all of a sudden, perhaps because he has no other options. The French are a funny bunch of course, as our experiences with Faubert have shown, but if the boy is as good as the reports suggest, then even the Gallic temperament may be worth suffering.
Whisper it quietly, but I am still feeling optimistic about next season!
Posted by Hammersfan at 17:23