Friday 16 July 2010

Welcome to the Paolo Di Canio Lounge


Never slow to spot a marketing opportunity, Sullivan and Gold have revealed plans for the new Paolo Di Canio Lounge. Situated in the West Stand, the lounge will provide fans with a truly unique venue in which to enjoy their visit to the home of the Hammers. Themed around Paolo, entrance to the lounge is reserved for fans wearing black shirts, with a special straight arm salute required before you are waived through by jackbooted doormen. Pride of place in the lounge is given to a truncated map of the British Isles which, fittingly, does not extend north of the Watford Gap!

Paolo himself will be on hand to greet fans at the grand opening, pushing them backwards through the door. So, if you have £1,848 (plus VAT) burning a hole in your pocket, then contact the club asap. It is perhaps sobering to think that the great Bobby Moore used to earn £5,200 a year when captaining West Ham and England! How times have changed.

Prawn sandwich anybody?

3 comments:

Deane said...

Truncated map sounds like an excellent idea to me and as I've said I can overlook his political views in deeming it a poor education his football skills I feel priviledged to have witnessed and as long as he doesn't get elected we should be fine He's hardly in the same league as ol' Nick merely misguided views Not happy with his views but his football, passion and dedication are unrivalled
I bought a 4 bedroomed semi when I arrived on these shores for £19000 times have definitely changed cocked up by a facist with power

Hammersfan said...

Blair or Brown?

Deane said...

Thatcher of course