Sunday 25 July 2010

West Ham Win First Trophy Under Avram


Glory be! Under Zola we couldn't win a game, never mind a trophy - but Grant arrives and transforms the whole club into winners overnight. After landing the Southend United Under 19s Youth Cup, it seems the sky is the limit for Avram and his 'Appy ' Ammers.

A spokesman for the club said: "This is just the start. We have high hopes of landing the Westcliffe-On-Sea Junior Cup next week whilst the Dagenham Dodgeball U-13 trophy is also on our radar."

Meanwhile, serious questions are being asked across town. After so many years without a major honour, Arsenal were expected to bring home this trophy. A spokesman for the Southend Gooners Supporters Club said: "This may be the final straw for Wenger. Do not be surprised if an emergency Board meeting is called before the end of the week to decide Arsene's future. I think he should go personally and Avram Grant would appear to be an ideal replacement."

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fcuk all to with Grant. It's Tony Carrs team

Hammersfan said...

Really? You'll be telling me that Wenger doesn't face the sack because of the result next!

Anonymous said...

Tomorrows Toilet Paper Today - snappy tag line for this blog don't you think hf?

Hammersfan said...

Great one! Wipe your virtual arse on this blog if you choose. But don't try it with Dale's, because you could end up with an unexpected deposit!

Stani Army said...

:)

Anonymous said...

HF why must you be sarcastic about this? Of course it's not the FA Cup, but it is a real trophy that means a LOT to those who played in the under-19s, their coaching staff, and even to the overall organisation of WHUFC. It's also a small token to incite the older generations of Hammers to bigger things. They'd be proud of the lads and want to show them they can succeed too, surely? So why belittle this accomplishment. Keep it in perspective, yes, but allow it to have it's rightful place.

Anonymous said...

Keep up the ironic posts, good work :-)

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Hammersfan said...

Balance 0153. The first paragraph pays tribute to the achievement, the second puts that achievement into perspective. How ridiculous would it be to go over the top about this trophy? Smile. Life is better when you smile.

Anonymous said...

Smile??? I bet you don't know now you depressive oxygen thief

Hammersfan said...

I smile every time you choke on my posts, you oxygen of publicity junkie!

Chunky said...

True, it would be wrong to overhype this achievement but it shows promise. If G&S are serious about wnating to stop farming out all the youngsters then then i would rather see a decent crop coming through than not.