I did the Le Clerc joke this time last year when we were rumoured to be interested in the French full back. Nothing came of it then, but that hasn't stopped tribalfootball from running the story again, 12 months on.
Tribalfootball, of course, should receive an environmental award, they recyle so many stories! Anyday soon, they will latch on to the fact that Upson may not be with us come the start of the season. In fact, they will probably start reporting on the England v USA World Cup game some time next week! Get ready for a "Green Howler" headline!
Anybody know anything about Clerc in case he does join?
Anyway, things have moved on at the club so Le Clerc would now fit in so much better with our 'Allo, 'Allo cast. Diamanti is the perfect Bertorelli. Hitlersburger has arrived to fill the jackboots of Herr Otto Flick. The two Davids are passable as Major-Gerneral Erich Von Klinkerhoffen and Colonel Kurt Von Strohm - determined to sell the Fallen Madonna with the big boobies (McCarthy anybody?). Karren Brady could fill the stockings of either Helga Geerhart or Yvette Carte-Blanche. Of course, Green and Upson would have to be the two blundering English airmen, Fairfax and Carstairs whilst, given the way he carries on with the prostitutes, Rene would have to be played by Avram!
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Blimey HF, you still twittering on about the Germans? AGAIN!!!!!!!
This obsession with Hitzlsperger is really worrying. What is your problem HF, it seems so deep routed sometimes?
The strange thing is that Le Clerc is not shown on the squad list at Lyon! Has his contract expired as that might be why we are interested?
moan snore drivel toss
0836, I didn't write 'Allo 'Allo did I? And Le Clerc is French! So is Rene! And Yvette! And Carstairs and Fairfax are English! Why do you only see the German reference? Maybe you are obsessed!
1024 If moans, snores and drivel turn you on that much, then by all means toss. It's unlikely you have a partner to relieve your sexual frustrations.
Excellent article about the England team. Worth a read...
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/sport/2010/0629/1224273557820.html
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