Thursday, 29 July 2010
Parker On Holiday With Redknapp!
KUMB are scraping the bottom of the barrel I see. They have revealed that Parker took a holiday with Jamie Redknapp and Frank Lampard this summer and floated the idea that this is evidence that Scotty was tapped up! You see, the Redknapps have been plotting to unsettle Mr West Ham all along! Bloody nerve, footballers taking a holiday together, it shouldn't be allowed.
KUMB might also be interested to know that Parker spent some time in the summer in the company of Defoe, Huddlestone, Lennon, King and Dawson - clear proof obviously that he was tapped up by Tottenham! Mind you, Carragher, Johnson and Gerrard were there too, so maybe he will join Liverpool instead. Or maybe the presence of Milner, Warnock and Emile may have tempted him down the Villa route!
Of course, the killer was probably when one of this unscrupulous bunch said, "Look around you Scott. See all this? It is all part of a greater land mass known as Europe. Of course, if you weren't at West Ham you would have the opportunity to play in Europe!"
I bet that fair turned the lad's head!
Posted by Hammersfan at 15:12