According to our old mate Turds, West Ham ruined his career. He can't understand why Fulham don't want him and says that he deserves better, pointing out that he "averages" a 10th place finish in the Prem as a manager. Well, apart from being a bit creative with the use of that word "averages", Curbishley might like to stop feeling hard done by and look at the facts.
Firstly, nobody made him hold out for compensation for constructive dismissal, taking himself out of the job market for the best part of 18 months in the process. Had he swallowed his pride and made himself available for work immediately, he might now be in a job. Who knows which club he might now have sitting comfortably and boringly in tenth place in the Prem at the moment? It could be Chelsea or Manchester City Alan! But no, Turds wanted his pound of flesh. Well I hope he chokes on it!
Then Alan might just consider his record at West Ham. I know Eggert bankrolled his folly, but what chairman in his right mind will forget how Curbishley triggered the World banking crisis single handedly? Toxic debt? Try buying Kieron Dyer, Freddie Ljungberg, Julien Faubert, Lucas Neill, Boa-Morte, Scott Parker, Craig Bellamy, Calum Davenport and Matty Upson! Meanwhile, Fulham, the latest club to overlook the brilliant Turds CV, picked up Zamora, Paintsil and Konchesky for the price we paid them for Luis Boa-Morte! Imagine trying to explain that away in an interview!
Then, of course, there is the little problem of timing his departure from Charlton so astutely. Good managers build the foundations, they don't erect the entire edifice on shifting sands. At least 'Arry buys success whilst bankrupting the club he manages, Turds gives his clubs a tenth place finish in return for buggering them good and proper. Look at where Charlton are now! Turds knew the writing was on the wall so walked. If I was a Charlton fan, I would feel very bitter indeed, irrespective of the glorious achievement of finishing tenth in the Prem!
I suggest that Turds looks closely at his own record. What Premiership club in the south of the country would really want him, Fulham apart, on the promise of "I can secure a tenth place finish"? And I can't see him towing that caravan all the way up North can you?
West Ham didn't ruin Curbishley's career, but we still have a headache after his mediocre spell in charge of the club. Yes he did better than Zola, but Iain Dowie could hardly have done any worse than the Italian! Want to know why you haven't got a job Alan? Look in the mirror as you count your ill gained claret and blue blood money!
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Back to your whining best - all is right with the world again
Check out the new away kit on the offical site. Wow!! I don't think it could be worse. God awful design with the large in your face macron print, and the claret and blue hoops way to low! We are a joke of a club and this confirms it!
My favourite subject!!! I would love 5mins in a room with this cnut to tell him exactly what it's been like to be a Hammer for the last few years since he took us from a cup final under Pards to almost administration. Just two of those buys being knocked back by Eggy would have saved the club millions. Ljunberg and Dyer. Firstly we had to pay their previous clubs millions for their services, then sign then on thousands upon thousands of pounds a week, then stump up medical expenses and bench warmers so their arses didn't freeze whilst all the while Alan's blaming poor luck. You thick sack of Shite Turds. Every other manager in the world knew these two couldn't string two consectutive games together yet you knew differently. Then you had the nerve to shaft our club by holding out for blood money. I hope you facking choke on it and spend the rest of your so called career dreaming off 10th place in your poxy caravan. Fack you!!!
LOL mate. Still, cheer up, you'll have the bragging rights in the Aussie summer. We are going to retain the Ashes!
It never amazes me how you manage to manipulate a story into your own little unique but pathetic story.
Only you could turn this around as Curbs having a jibe at the club when in fact what he was saying is that he regrets taking action against the club because it didn't achieve anything.
But of coarse you live in your own little world here. I'm just glad West Ham fans like you are few and far between becasue you are an utter embarassment to our club.
08:51 didn't achieve anything? 2.2M is chicken feed is it you tw@t?
Well said 0946!
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