Monday, 26 July 2010
West Ham Want Colombo!
I've heard it all now! We are trying to sign a 16 year old kid called Colombo apparently. But hang on, Sullivan and Gold must be confusing their American detectives - surely Ironside was named especially for our club, just like Derr Hammer? And Ironside would be a bloody useful signing because Dyer could then share his wheelchair!
Mind you, the meeting to agree the deal to sign Colombo would be interesting. "So," asks Sullivan, "That's the lot then. If you could just sign here..." But Colombo, ignoring the proffered pen, puts his finger to his forehead and replies, "Just one more thing."
Sullivan and Gold looking to exploit the dirty raincoat market? As if!
Any truth in this rumour? Falk all I suspect! Although hang on! Sullivan and Gold involved in Colombo deal? Maybe that's a slight misprint! Maybe it should read, "Sullivan and Gold in Colombia deal"! Maybe that's where the money is coming from, maybe the Davids are suddenly dealing in cocaine to fund the purchase of Remy and co! Or maybe, just maybe, a certain bracelet has turned up when the Davids were having a clear out!
Posted by Hammersfan at 15:26