Monday 26 July 2010

West Ham Want Colombo!


I've heard it all now! We are trying to sign a 16 year old kid called Colombo apparently. But hang on, Sullivan and Gold must be confusing their American detectives - surely Ironside was named especially for our club, just like Derr Hammer? And Ironside would be a bloody useful signing because Dyer could then share his wheelchair!

Mind you, the meeting to agree the deal to sign Colombo would be interesting. "So," asks Sullivan, "That's the lot then. If you could just sign here..." But Colombo, ignoring the proffered pen, puts his finger to his forehead and replies, "Just one more thing."

Sullivan and Gold looking to exploit the dirty raincoat market? As if!

Any truth in this rumour? Falk all I suspect! Although hang on! Sullivan and Gold involved in Colombo deal? Maybe that's a slight misprint! Maybe it should read, "Sullivan and Gold in Colombia deal"! Maybe that's where the money is coming from, maybe the Davids are suddenly dealing in cocaine to fund the purchase of Remy and co! Or maybe, just maybe, a certain bracelet has turned up when the Davids were having a clear out!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

well if we dont perform next season at least columbo will get to the bottom of it. he always gets the ones that are guilty. i should know ive got all ten seasons of columbo. absolutely love my columbo lol

Ameet said...

Honestly Mr hf - you can't suggest people are dealing on the cocaine - honestly - you really can't not you often reads stories of bloggers getting sued and I sure I speak for everyone here, no one would want that to happen to you.

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Hammersfan said...

Honestly mate, there has to be some credibility to the article to make it actionable. This is obviously not seriously suggesting that we are funding the Remy deal with drugs money. Any suggestion to that effect would obviously be absurd like, "Sullivan is pregnant with an alien elephant". There, let's see him sue me for that!

Hammersfan said...

Just in case you look in Flappers, congratulations on landing the job. Hope it goes well.

Ameet said...

Is a thing that you do that doesn't get credit, the words the hours and no one says thanking you, you only get abuse and no thanks so I wish to say thank you.

Hammersfan said...

Thanks Ameet! I wouldn't do it if I didn't enjoy it though. But thanks anyway, nice to be appreciated!

Anonymous said...

Just found a really good West Ham page - There are currently 18 users and 25 guests on-line, actually seems quite active and nowhere near the bitching that goes on here and the articles are actually football related and not silly jokes like Colombo or Ronald McDonald - god knows what that's got to do with West Ham in the First place - http://www.westhamfans.org/node/14203

Hammersfan said...

You've just found it? You should have followed the link I carry on here!

Ameet said...

1838 shame on you, hf is a good man, you should remember Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. I know he tries his best.