It's Christmas and I am a little tipsy. I hope Santa brings you everything you desire. For Hammers fans that's easy, a return to the Premier League in May and an opportunity to reach inside Princess Brady's Christmas stockings.
For the Grrrs, it may just be survival in the Prem and a grope inside Fernandes' Christmas stockings; or, for the more optimistic, Europa League qualification after Mittal has funded the signing of Tevez, Rodwell, Defoe, Zamora, Uncle Tom Cobley and all - and a grope inside Warnock's Christmas stockings of course.
Given the headlines on the News Now boards, David Gold will be relieved to be alive. Warnock will be relieved to still be in charge. Allardyce will be relieved that long ball football can still get you points in the Championship. And Fernandes will be relieved that he can fool most of the people most of the time.
Have a great Christmas Day everybody! I fancy Sears to score the winner at Birmingham and QPR to salvage a point in the last minute at Swansea. Dear God, that almost sounds optimistic, I had better go and have a lay down!