Sunday, 8 January 2012

Liverpool to wear Downing shirts to show support

With the news breaking that Stewart Downing has been arrested for allegedly punching his ex girlfriend in the face in a nightclub at 1 am, manager Kenny Dalglish is no doubt preparing a statement offering 100% support to the player, and arranging for Stewart Downing t-shirts to be printed for the players to wear whilst warming up before the next game.

Why wouldn't he? Why does a bit of violence towards women matter? She no doubt asked for it, just like Evra asked for it from Suarez. In fact, Alex Ferguson probably paid for the girl's entry into the club and gave the Rossers a call to tip them off. And the arresting officers were, no doubt, Liverpool hating Mancs, or Cockney sons of bitches with a deep imbued revulsion for the good people of Merseyside.

It is all a fit up obviously. And the nightclub had design faults and wasn't fit to host the event. And anyway, the punch wasn't a punch, it was a slap, and culturally slaps in Middlesbrough, where Downing was born, do not mean the same thing as in the rest of the United Kingdom, a slap is in fact an expression of affection. Meet somebody in Smoggy Land and you slap them as a friendly greeting!

Downing is innocent even if he did punch the girl, and I am sure he can rely on Liverpool FC and the club's supporters to back him to the hilt. Let's face it, nobody in Liverpool is ever guilty of anything, are they?

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

get a life man all of ur artiles are just buullshite

Anonymous said...

Shut up u nonse, same old shit from u. Are u a hammer or manc ?

Anonymous said...

This article completely shows what a retard you are.. Comparing a word used in South America and a slap???!!!! Wow great!!!! UK people losing the head!!!!! So you know south american language better than south americans as indians know english better than british!!!

Anonymous said...

What a dick you really are!

Anonymous said...

You aare a disturbed FUC*KER!!!, go play with your willy.

Anonymous said...

Glass houses...

John Hartson ring any bells?

Prick!

Anonymous said...

Why?! What's the point?? You foolish person!

Anonymous said...

Some Minds are Small and some are big, yours as small as my di.. !
jealous that Liverpool are PL and your not? Are no reason to put us down. Ronney liks hock... so what.
i dont care. West Ham plays like crap ! so what ? I DONT care ! BUT YOU should focus on that , Not on
Mindless and bull.... things !

Hammersfan said...

da Costa would be more up to date. Or Bellamy. But he's at Liverpool now!

Anonymous said...

i totaly agree with you, funny but to the point post.liverpool can do no wrong in there fans eyes,its embarassing.

darrenharry said...

Its an ambitious New Years Resolution HF, but I admire your target setting! You should be able to publish the book on "Insult taking" by early march in my estimation?

Anonymous said...

not a liverpool fan but even to me you seems to be a) completely mental and b)a grubby, little angry man who revels in inciting anger and outrage in your audience. is this the only way you can get people to listen to you?

Anonymous said...

It's true though HF, just look at the gerrard situation. Anything that any Liverpool player ever does will never matter to a liverpool fan. They're very shortsighted and ain't very clever

Anonymous said...

16:00 nail on the head, I salute you

Anonymous said...

Good stuff. Funny, clever and makes a good point about the current Liverpool management's blind eye and the results of it. Remember when Liverpool fans couldn't accept Barnes when he signed and the abuse he kopped from his own team's fans? Mmmm, who was the manager then?

Anonymous said...

If there's no actual evidence whatsoever to support the allegations, then why not wear the shirts.

The Suarez case was political bullshit and you know it. The only so called evidence was the accuser's word and the accuser has previously been banned for giving an exaggerated and unreliable testimony in a somewhat similar case.

Without the Heysel/Hillsborough reference your article could have been slightly amusing but now it just shows you're a complete tw@.

Hammersfan said...

No reference to Hillsborough whatsoever.

Josh said...

hmm...looks like some people don't understand sarcasm, unfortunate too, because this is funny! haha

JE said...

"If there's no actual evidence whatsoever to support the allegations, then why not wear the shirts. "

And??

Does it matter there is no evidence in this case? We are talking about domestic violence; whether or not you believe Downing, until allegations are proven false, then shouldn't be supporting this in any way/shape/form.

No one has proven Joe Paterno knew about what happened at Penn St....I guess it should be ok that we all go out with I Love Joe Pa shirts........no! Figure it out people...or is this a typical UK thing?? (Honest question)

Anonymous said...

good grief how many more shirts lfc producing? Did they really do Dobson & Norris ones?

I see the fan is being villified whereas the cheating, diving Suarez is supported!! Talk about double standards.

Anonymous said...

You are living proof that any asshole with a computer can write a football blog. Crawl back under your rock and take your computer with you.

Anonymous said...

hahahaha u faggot...

Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS!!! west ham fans to wear milwall shirts at next home game to show they are all *****'s. this is your blog man, and this is about as real as you get! start talking about your own club and the er... rubbish football your playing. no premier league, no fa cup, no prospects, no money no, chance of promotion. food for thought!!!

Anonymous said...

any shirt is better than a west ham shirt. ask milwall fans!

Anonymous said...

this fella who posts all this shite is just a keyboard warrior...

Tone said...

Hammersfan knows that Liverpool supporters are particularly loyal and vociferous in their support of the Club.

So he posts tired article after tiredarticle trying to wind us up to boost his page-views.

Because once his pageviews start going up he can sign-off the social and be self-unemployed!

Anonymous said...

LMFAO, again another plonker,its got to be fergie, west ham short memoriers, ref assult, treves ilegal playing lol, glass house, no matter what you think, stop the drugs mate, not good 4u.

Anonymous said...

Do West Ham still exist?

Anonymous said...

I can understand why people find this article insulting but I think it's absolutely hilarious. It's satire people! I'm a pool fan and look at the way we have become a joke because of our players. The article was interesting and I can see where you're coming from. In this rate players will f**k up and Dalglish will back them up. U never know...

Anonymous said...

Good idea especially if it pisses you off lovely boy

Anonymous said...

Good idea - logical and sensible strategy

Anonymous said...

Have you done a 'Justice For Heysel' blog? As for lfc can't see anything wrong; it's the same at evry club. btw in next round of FAC MU can play in red & LFC are to play in white boots, sox, shorts, shirts & pointed hoods.