Tuesday 24 January 2012

QPR News: Sparky to sack his agent as Alex heads to Paris?

Hello, hello, hello. The gRs were telling me that Alex was definitely joining QPR because the Chelsea reject and the QPR manager share the same agent. But now, it seems, Alex has rejected the Hoops and is heading for PSG instead.

You what? Alex has failed to agree terms with Rangers apparently. But how can that be? Isn't Mittal one of the richest men in the World? Hasn't Fernandes committed himself to turning QPR into a major force in the Prem? These guys could buy Tevez if they wanted to, according to the gRs, yet they can't stump up enough to persuade a second rate Brazilian to stay in London.

Bloody hell! Some might think that Fernandes has been selling the gRs a line! How many new signings so far? A left back on loan!

Quelle surprise! As Alex may say when he moves to Paris!

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

as a qpr fan with amusement,as i believe your comments are mostly tongue in cheek,though am starting to get a little worried now r.e. Lack of signings-need to be brought in sooner rather than later. Cheers

Anonymous said...

as a stoke city fan i find this very very funny. well done for this amazing blog

qprmad said...

I for one am glad they have stood up to him demanding more wages than he his worth.The icing on the cake will be if P.S.G back down or like us refuse to pay his wage demands.You R'ssssssssssssssssss

StanleyBowles said...

As usual you got it 100% correct! We haven't made a signing but maybe Dempsey may sign? to be fair its all bollocks coming out of Loftus Road as per Fucking usual!!The previous owners who saved QPR didnt spend money they got shat on by some people and the West Ham fan who owns us now allows tossers to buy shit and we still are relegation candidates!!

respect

U'rssss

Hammersfan said...

Careful with the language please Stan!

StanleyBowles said...

Sorry mate! LOL
Just Peed off with the bullspit I have to read day in day out and what makes me laugh the most is there are QPR fans who think the sun shines out of his jacksy!!
More loan signings to come me thinks and the necleus of the team is a championship side...did you see the MKdongs nearly beat us TWICE FFS

respect


U'rssssss

Hammersfan said...

I feel your pain mate. We have to endure it year in, year out too.

Anonymous said...

As an NUFC fan I can only agree. I have been reading your stuff on here for a while and you are normally spot on.

I have nothing against QPR, but these bids that keep falling through for one reason or the other is enough to make anyone suspicious. The worst thing is hughes trying to paint the Taiwo signing up as a "coup". Anyone who has read up on this guy will know he had a shocking last season at Marseille and is only really known for a thunderbolt left foot. He is said to be less than satisfactory defensively and yet he is expected to join a relegation battling side in another country half way through the season and be a success. Bit of a stretch, eh?

Anyway, like I said, I have nothing against QPR so good luck to them for the rest of the season. I am certain we will be playing both Wet Spam and the gR's next year.

Peter qpr fan said...

I for one believe the taye taiwo signing to be a huge coup for a club like us considering his impact at marsaille. you don't start251 games for a top european side without some ability. However i truly pity any qpr fan that thinks any transfer is definite until it is announced on the club website. thats not how football works.

Anonymous said...

trust me guys its greedy footballers demanding more money, anyway dont worry QPR will stay up, next season top 6. U R'sssss

Anonymous said...

Hammersfan- can I give you a top tip- viz style?

If you are going to submit anonymous comments that say how fantastically right you are, try to vary them by not to starting them all with "As a QPR/Stoke/NUFC fan' as you have with your 3 efforts in this post. Its just a tad too noticeable.

Love your choice of teams supported by these non-existent fans by the way. Very imaginative. And random. Designed no doubt to make it look as if the eyes of the footballing world are on you.

Please feel free to cut and paste my next line to use as your comeback - sorry I meant to say from another convenient Hammersfan supporting 'anonymous' poster- "As a Dynamo Kiev fan I'm sure that so many comments starting the same is a pure coincidence".

Hammersfan said...

0650, does it hurt you that much that people enjoy this blog? Maybe the Newcastle fan decided to copy the Stoke fan's opening, I've no idea.

If I write a comment, it automitically comes up under my name. Open a Blogspot account and see for yourself.

qpr dave said...

let see who you buy , if you go up, because if you do you will need 11 new players, and i do not thing you got the money,do some post when the sale is over next tues, and then we see if you are wright,up the rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

qpr dave said...

ps
who you got in the cup

Anonymous said...

I would just like to say that the girl in the picture has a powerful looking pair of thighs. [imagination runs riot]

Howyoodoin said...

LOL @ 0650. How jealous is that guy? 'Anonymous' again as usual. These guys have no balls.

Anonymous said...

Looks like we might sign a few after all bell end and u think the hammers bid 7 million what did u say about Fernandez with samba if u believe that your a bigger cock than u sound enjoy the championship next year lol Nob jockey