Friday 20 January 2012

QPR's Barton Savages Warnock!

Joey Barton has blasted Neil Warnock
Damn. I said it was only a matter of time before Barton landed one on Warnock's jaw, and it seems from the twitter spat that the Gobby One's dismissal has indeed robbed us of that golden moment. Just picture for a moment Warnock gobbing off as Barton storms from the pitch, getting close up and personal on the touchline and then...wham, Warnock's on the deck and Barton is kicking him and spitting on him as stewards, the police and team mates try to restrain him! Lifetime ban for Barton, broken jaw for Warnock, what could be better?

Amazing the way the tensions between the two were kept under wraps before the sacking! Now, after Warnock has blamed twitter for his sacking - with Barton in mind it seems - the Hooped thug has retaliated by comparing Warnock to Mike Bassett and claiming there were a million reasons why he should be sacked. Charming given Warnock rescued Barton's career after his falling out with Newcastle, talking Fernandes into offering him an obscene salary in the process.

I know Joey fancies himself as a bit of a literature buff after his tweets about Orwell. Perhaps he should pick up a copy of Shelley's Frankenstein, he might just spot a likeness between himself and the reanimated monster.

Meanwhile Hughes should take careful note. Turn your back on Barton, and you're likely to have your skull stove in before you know it!

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Any sign of negatively and you off, can you just worry about your own bitter team..

URrrrrrrrsssss

Anonymous said...

I cant stand you HF but must say this is funny.

Peter qpr fan said...

Out of order from both of them. Disappointing.

Hammersfan said...

LOL I love your judgements Peter. I picture you sitting on a throne in the stand at Loftus Road, trying to hold back the tide of moral depravity in the modern game. Tut, tut, shake of the head, very disappointing, very disappointing. I expected better of you Master Barton and Grand Master Warnock!

Anonymous said...

Change the name of your blog so that it reflects that it's now a QPR one. 5 of your last 9 blogs are QPR related- get a season ticket for Loftus Road and be done with it. COYI!

Hammersfan said...

8 of 12 West Ham related! 21 out of 69 QPR related in Jan! And QPR are hogging the news. What is there to write about West Ham? Football is boring. Transfer news is all but non existant.

Anonymous said...

Football is boring? If that's the case for you then it's time to give up your blog isn't it? Happy retirement. And happy days for the rest of us btw.

As for true Irons fans, it's never boring, and certainly not now- we can go top tomorrow! Like I said COYI!

Hammersfan said...

Our football is boring! Still, I'm at the Boleyn tomorrow so who knows, I may come home appreciating the subtle tactics of Allardyce!

Stani said...

Told you he's a poor modern day manager. But you like him don't you HF...

Anonymous said...

Joey Barton seems to have it in for Gary Glitter who is now on Twitter. You'd think he'd pick on someone his own size - Gary is only 1.67.

stoney said...

I really do find Barton one of the most contemptuous people I've never met. How he has the sanctimony to criticise anybody after the things he has done and gotten away with beggars belief. What he says might have a bearing of truth but his piousness is unbearable considering he's such a supercilious individual.(funking odious arseho!e for short).

Anonymous said...

As you don't do appreciation I doubt it.

Enjoy your annual visit. And try to give them a cheer- you might feel the positive endorphins starting to flow through your body. It could change your life for the better.

Hammersfan said...

Yep I LIKE him Stani. Don't think I've ever said that he is a good manager. Just like the way he speaks his mind and entertains.

Anonymous said...

https://twitter.com/#!/TheBig_Sam 11,425 followers vs your 41 - he's only been on twitter for 5 minutes too - is that why you don't do it HF? too scared no one will find you funny or follow you?

Hammersfan said...

Can't limit myself to so few characters. Sam only needs one long one!

Peter qpr fan said...

It's a struggle but someone has to do it in these crazy times.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm... yes I see your point, you definitely suffer from the old verbal diarrhoea. Less is more HF, less is more.