Wednesday, 7 July 2010
Sullivan Rues Missing Out On Over The Hill, Hopeless, Has Been German Striker
Poor Diddy David Sullivan can't believe his luck. Prior to the World Cup, he thought he had landed German international striker Miroslav Klose. But it turns out that the guy is not a spent force after all, it seems he can still cut it with the big boys and is not yet ready for collecting a pension in semi retirement. So what do you know, he has decided he doesn't want to come to West Ham after all.
Sullivan is quoted saying: "We had a deal in place before the World Cup, after he had a bad season in Germany. However, as a result of what he has done at the World Cup, it's unlikely to happen."
So let's translate that shall we. Doesn't that equate to, "We thought we had a chance of signing Klose on the basis that he is now crap, but unfortunately it transpires that he is still pretty good so we are obviously out of the running now. It's such a shame because we were looking forward to signing another useless, over the top striker to play alongside January signing, Benni The Gut, and paying him £60,000 a week for sitting on the bench."
Posted by Hammersfan at 17:27