Friday 9 December 2011

Apology to QPR Fans

Sorry guys. The Toat El-Sheit article was only a bit of fun.

( http://thegamesgonecrazy.blogspot.com/2011/12/west-ham-and-qpr-chase-moroccan-toat-el.html )

 It seems some took it seriously and even wanted Rangers to sign Sheit in January, arguing that Sheit would be more at home at Loftus Road than at the Boleyn.

Now it was obviously not my intention to mislead in any way. There were lots of clues that this was a spoof article, including the fact that Sheit had "made a big splash" and was "Moroccan crap" but somehow some Rs missed these.

My favourite reply has to be: "Getting your excuses in early, just in case he joins the Rs instead of West Ham. Where would you go? QPR, a Premiership club with mega wealthy owners or West Ham, a Championship club with a couple of porn loving old men in charge." Sadly, the author, so keen to see Sheit in the Bush, (sounds like a video you might buy off Sullivan and Gold!) did not leave a name!

Never mind, with Warnock and Fernandes in charge, I have every confidence that you will get your wish mate and sign total sheit in January anyway!

13 comments:

Annapolis Iron said...

It's a shame we won't face QPR next season. Even if we are dead last in the Prem, they will still lie lower in the table. Perhaps a cup tie? Sad and stupid is a sorry state. Indeed.

Anonymous said...

Quality spoof article,from a hoop, all good fun, hope you guys come up next year, top club the hammers!

Brendan said...

You got me yesterday hammersfan i can't believe you pulled that off. Anyways like I said yesterday if we go after any striker we should look up North and bring Gary Hooper in. Playing great for Celtic. Only thing would be price, which could be pretty hefty but he would be worth it!

Hammersfan said...

Cheers guys.

the headmaster said...

Well done to those hoops who've come on in praise of HF's satire and taking the article in the spirit in which it was written, i.e. in fun. Good stuff.

Hammersfan said...

Headmaster, just dropped you an email.

Anonymous said...

Fanny, even I have to doth one's cap for that one, as I said yesterday, very very funny.
Wrighty(pompous up my own arse) Shanghai
you gonna get yourself back on the Org? I must be getting soft!

Hammersfan said...

Cheers. I saw your thread on the Org.

dentheranger said...

My first reaction was - that name actually beats Danny Shittu, HF must be on a massive wind up...but I liked it! I agree with the headmaster. Good stuff HF!

Anonymous said...

brilliant article, laughed my tits off. U R's

Anonymous said...

i picked up on it and found it very funny mate
LoftusRoadLad

Anonymous said...

Even making posts up about QPR just as an excuse to talk about the club that deep down you have a soft spot for ha ha ha.

The best apology to QPR fans is to never talk about us again. Get over the chip on your shoulder and stick to the Hammers.

Anonymous said...

Great windup, well you ever be able to top it? Blimey an olive branch from Wrighty the org mustbe quiet!