Monday 5 December 2011

Warnock Lowering Expectations at QPR after chat with Fernandes

Hmmmm. So Tony and Neil have had a long distance chat - on Twatter, MSN or Skype no doubt given they are free of charge - and the outcome is that Warnock doesn't want £5m to buy a striker after all. £5m? What sort of Premiership striker did he hope to get for £5m exactly?

But that's not the point. The point is, he doesn't need a new striker apparently. He has other priorities.

But I thought he was sitting on a huge transfer war chest courtesy of money bags Mittal and Flash Fernandes. Has £15m really shrunken to £5m already? More piles than piles of dosh it seems!

Or are we talking 4 or 5 new players at £5m apiece in January? But surely if that was the case, £5m would be set aside in case the 34 year old superstar Helguson gets injured.

But hang on, what did Warnock say about January? "I think you’ve got to be careful – sometimes January is not the right time".

Hmmm. Still there's always the shiny new stadium to look forward to Grrrrs!

44 comments:

Mr moore said...

Who would u spend 5m on.....if you had 5m of course!!!

Anonymous said...

Yawn! What is this obsession you have with Fernandes? Are you paid by Gold and Sullivan to post this crap by any chace?

Anonymous said...

Yawn, your obsession with QPR is boring.

Anonymous said...

Mind your own sorry club's business you rambling prat.

Anonymous said...

Oh dear, enjoy your grapes pal. Sad article.
QPR Fan.

Anonymous said...

What an incredibly funny and true article. No, actually you're a dullard who writes absolute shite. Well done. Now go get a post it note and write PTO on both sides. Should keep you amused for hours.

Hammersfan said...

I reckon Spurs might spend it on Faurlin in January. Warnock has upset the lad with the end of game confrontation. Can't wait for him to repeat the stunt with Barton! One punch, just one punch!

Hammersfan said...

By the way guys, there's some truth in this, and you know it!

Anonymous said...

Perhaps just a little shuffle will do just to stay up Premiership, what's the point to spend more if current team more or less capable above relegation zone. There is no justification to go full throttle in finance whilst a squirt will do.

Now these are kind of truth everyone would like to manifest with.

No doubt there will be heavy spending after season end, like most other clubs.

Cheers.

Anonymous said...

Suck a Fat One

SuperHoopNW8 said...

Rearrange these three words to make a sentence. A GET LIFE

Then do it you dickhead!

Anonymous said...

5m could buy Carlton Cole? Oh, hold on you said prem quality didn't you so that rules him out... Or maybe we'll buy Tomkins off of you, sell him back then repeat another 4 times over because that's all he's worth?

Really, get a life dude... Warnock still has money to spend, but we need defenders and all that'll probably be left afterwards is 5m and we're not going to get anyone for that.

Mackie is back and we have helguson and bothroyd... Then DJ to return in a few weeks as well

point is we need more depth defensively and in midfield so strikers mightn't be the best option right now.

Plus we'll hopefully get 4m for Taarabt and that could go into the kitty as well.

Or maybe Fernandes has read your pissy little blog and will just buy you an education instead? Although he'd probably have to sell ALL his global businesses to make you sound even the least bit intelligent.

YOU GIANT FUCKTARD!!!

Anonymous said...

By the way guys there's proof in this and you know it.

read that as - please keep this blog going, I'm unemployed and need something to keep me occupied between job searches

xistens_pet said...

It's beyond laughable that you think there is any truth to this stuff. For one, Warnock made a passing comment saying that a striker wasn't a priority and mentioned £5 million as casually as any other valuation. I've noticed that you only ever refer to our other major shareholder as Mittal which suggests that you can't be bothered to research your bitter little obsession with us enough to learn his first name. Lastly, if you knew anything about Ali Faurlin, you'd know he's a little more humble than Adel so he isn't likely to throw his toys out of the pram after a telling off. I know I'm feeding your habit of annoying QPR fans to get a rise but there has to be more to someone's life than creating a site that deals in incendiary articles about a random club. Sometimes you give backhanded compliments and then there are articles like this that make you sound like a royal tool who is holed up in either his mum's spare room or across the hall in the study spending less and less time with a neglected wife. Either way, spend the time you write about QPR studying the art of comedy or a new hobby. Maybe combine the two and involve mum or the estranged wife. Also, the Grrr's thing is painfully unfunny. That is the sort of material Jim Davidson wouldn't touch.

johnboyqpr said...

i would give this prick the time of day we all should just ignore him thats all he feeds on our comments and he loves it !! it must be the only attention he gets he must be an ugly spotty virgin !! lucky he dosent live in my hometown of belfast !! hooped4life for 42 years and counting come on you hoops !!

Anonymous said...

Dreadful, really childish and puerile - you are getting sadder by the minute - I recommend Viagra - because your wife (if you have one) must be one very sad lady. You never know a bit of how's your father might put you in a better mind frame too.

Hammersfan said...

1205 My father's dead.

Again, look at all the venting of ire! What is it with you guys? Why do you have to spit fury all the time?

Look, once again this is an opinion, expressed, I accept, in a provacative way; but that is my style, and West Ham fans object when I tell the truth in the same way about our club.

If this is all nonsense, it wouldn't upset would it? The trouble is, I keep touching the nerve of uncertainty, or knocking you on your "funny" bone.

But calm down, calm down. You are still six points above the drop zone and Faurlin hasn't left yet. The odds must be on you surviving and if you stay up this season, who knows what you could achieve.

That said, Blackpool had more than 16 points at this stage last season and if your 34 year old goal machine breaks down, things may yet get a bit hairy. But I'm sure you're not worried, how could you be with money bags Mittal and Flash Fernandes at the helm? At your current rates of points per game, you will finish with 43 points, and that will definitely keep you up!

Take heart from that victory at Stoke and the win over 9 man Chelsea; surprise results like that should see you stay up, even though Blackpool did the double over Liverpool and beat Spurs, but still went down.

Hammersfan said...

And one more thing guys, this is top of the Newsnow board for QPR. There must be a certain attraction mustn't there?

I think you lot enjoy being Grrrs, venting at me because you can't get it up in bed perhaps? Just a thought.

Anonymous said...

you take one comment and use it as a blog, how about all the players we are being linked with,as usual you try and find the negative,what a sad state your mind must be in to be more interested in QPR than your WHU

Anonymous said...

Ok! For once there is a lot of truth in this and I am an avid Rs fan. When this news originally broke I was left feeling very uneasy. Sure, we do need back up in midfield and defence is a priority but to rely on a helguson, a very inconsistent bothroyd, mackie playing as a winger (bloody magnificent too) and an injury hit campbell is just too little to get through the remaining 20 games. Our midfield are not scoring so how far are we gonna get, i'll tell u...all the way to the championship. We have the toughest games to come and we could well be in relagation zone come Jan1st with pool, man u and the gunners all to play this month. Yes you (Hf) put ur own spin on qpr news but to all Rs fans, this is for once not drivel, puerile or jealous blogging.
A fearful Irish R - Galway ... but hopeful!!! ;)

Anonymous said...

By the way, sorry bout ur dad! If ur just fibbin...well...thats just sad really!
Irish R - Galway

Anonymous said...

This sort of stuff really makes me laugh and is the reason I regularly tune in. It's true....if you don't like it, don't acknowledge it and don't come back. Done.

By the way some of what is written I don't agree with but hey ho - my opinion is not always right either!

Happy Hammer - COYI!!

Hammersfan said...

Cheers Irish R. My theme is consistent, I don't trust Fernandes. And I suspect Warnock will play along because he wants the job and fancies he can keep you up in a weak division. Then he might fancy a stab at another club with his reputation enhanced if the money is still not forthcoming.

But I may be wrong! This is just my take on things based on what I have seen happen at West Ham!

Hammersfan said...

He died years back Irish mate. Cancer. But cheers anyway.

xistens_pet said...

"If this is all nonsense, it wouldn't upset would it?" Is that really what you think? Your childish berating is somehow uncovering a truth despite the fact you don't even research your QPR insults? At it's base, that claim is amazing in it's logic. It isn't the fact you're mining new territory, the thing that's annoying is highlighted every 3 comment... What is the obsession with QPR? I still haven't heard a good reason for it. This claim that there is a link somehow due to ex-players and the guy that almost bought your club is our Chairman. Championing yourself as some Troll King and then claiming that you must be getting something right is laughable. Thick really. The psychology of it is you are setting yourself up for easy put-downs from your binary tower and people like to shoot fish in barrels. You are comparable to a guy pressing his bare arse up against a bullet-proof window at random passers-by and loving the reactions as a few people protest.
Also, not being able to get it up? Really? That's the best you have? Really? Erectile disfunction? Come on... men that are angry with their penises flock to your site to pass comment. At least they didn't build a website, eh?

xistens_pet said...

To add... 12:05 didn't mention anything about your actual Dad. "How's Your Father" is a euphemism for sex for future reference. As in "Do you fancy a bit of 'How's Your Father?' before lunch?".

Hammersfan said...

Oops, touched another nerve there xp? Just to warn you, blue and white hooped pills are not really Viagra. They get you up initially but can't keep you up! ; }

I know what How's Your Father means. It relates back to Lloyd George I think. Or the saying relating to Lloyd George knowing my father was a play on the saying How's Your Father; not sure which came first (as the double teamed filly said to John Terry and Ashley Cole!)

xistens_pet said...

I've just explained the nerve that you had touched upon. If this is the degree of come-back/banter you're dealing out then I'm clearly at a loss. You are the Teflon Man. Congratulations. Thanks for the history lesson on slang which was in no way Googled.
That viagra pun was beyond awful. Good day, sir. I pray that you find wit someday and use it to break out of this vacuum of comedy and constructive journalism.

Anonymous said...

The viagra joke made me laugh and i'm a rangers fan.

xistens_pet said...

*GIANT FACEPALM*

Anonymous said...

I cannot see how this related to QPR,your such a smeg head.

Hammersfan said...

How odd. It's about Warnock and Fernandes so how isn't it related to QPR?

Anonymous said...

XP is awesome!! More please. Give him an education in repartie!

Anonymous said...

I wish a pox on you, your family and your families family for now and for always, amen.

PM24 said...

Smeg head, fucktard, gypsie curses? You don't half reel em in HF!
I actually think there is alot of truth in what you've written here. Like I've said before, I don't see it as you trying to offend QPR and their fans, more like warning them of what we west ham fans have been through and what they are likely to have to put up with! Lies, deciept and a sense of an anti climax. The truth will be uncovered sooner or later

Hammersfan said...

Exactly mate, but they do wind up as easily as the toys my Nan used to buy me from East Ham market.

Anonymous said...

22:25 Yes I agree, just like the NOTW HF does attract a certain type. In fact the vast majority who visit here seem to be lowly educated morons. I think HF prefers it that way as he always falters against those with a more education POV.

The law of attraction states that like is always attracted to like, and only a fool would try and argue against science.

Hammersfan said...

Is that why you are here 0742?

Anonymous said...

Sorry to disappoint but I can assure you that I am not attracted to you sir in any shape, manner or form - I find you grotesque, repulsive and utterly abhorrent. In fact now you have me started I think you are a loathsome, odious and repugnant low life scum.

Hammersfan said...

Now we know you protest too much.

John said...

At least this site allows cerain types to get rid of their mental aggressions. Far better for these to be aimed at Hf rather than the wife and kids. Hf should be applauded for this very therapeutic blog, it probably saves the NHS thousands of pounds.

Hammersfan said...

LOL Good point John!

Anonymous said...

Yessssssssss but you know it's impossible not to absorb the hatred I predict an early demise for HF.

jimwhu said...

hf qpr fans in belfast lol ive lived here 20 years and never seen one you would be welcome here anytime as my guest coyi