Monday 2 April 2012

McCartney Has Epiphany Mid Way Through Reading game


There's no flies on George. With West Ham leading as half time approached in the automatic promotion shoot out against Reading, Linda suddenly had a revelation, seeing a truth, until then, shrouded from the eyes of the Allardyce led team. I hand over to George to explain:

"“I actually said to Matt Taylor in about the 39th or 40th minute, we need a second goal, because I think that would have seen Reading off”.

Well bugger me with a Northern black pudding! Amazing! The idea that 1-0 isn't enough! Who would have have thought it?

Sadly we are not treated to Matty's response. He probably looked aghast and replied:

"Two goals, in one game? We're at home remember George. The boss doesn't like excess. Two goals is a bit over the top surely. This is Reading you know. This is the hardest division of all to get out of, except the Prem of course, and Reading are in second. And Carlton's already got his goal so who else will score? Dangerous game going for a second. Could leave ourselves exposed at the back. Best stick with what we have at the moment. Hang on, Kebe's got the ball, let's go and kick him!"

7 comments:

Sav said...

Funny, and yet so tragic! How did we become like this?!

John said...

Because we have go a squad and manager who think they are way better than the really are

Anonymous said...

Epiphany?

Anonymous said...

As a Reading fan, I truely hope you get promoted (via the playoffs of course) as I would really miss reading this blog! Hilarious!

Anonymous said...

well according to most of the mugs on the org site everythings going great!..theres an alladyce love in today on there..the blind faith in fatboy is unbelievable,2 months ago they were crowing that auto promotion as champs was a million..its whittled down to going up in the playoffs and even more unbelievable keeping him as boss if we dont go up..i think he was right re "delusional" because this mob are tripping on the northern "special ones" tactical genius..if anyone dares question the fat fucks qualities as boss on the org they are dug out by the deluded. i will be swerving the org from now on,just as the team swerve proper football under the antichrist....

Hammersfan said...

LOL Thank you 1811. The P and T aren't even close to each other on the keyboard! Maybe sub consciously I was thinking of the Pit, out of which Allardyce has crawled. Or maybe I just can't spell!

Hammersfan said...

Cheers 1827