The crazy world of Smoking Slaven's West Ham Wonders!
Saturday, 12 November 2011
KUMB still acting as ventriloquist dummy for West Ham spin
Well yesterday it looked as if KUMB were getting brave all of a sudden, daring to voice doubts over our plan to become tenants in an athletics stadium. However, the unnamed staff writer has probably had a flea in his ear after the club made contact and asked what the bloody hell they were up to!
You can imagine the call. "Oy, what the fcuk is going on? The Davids aint happy. If you want to maintain your privileges, you'd better do something to redress the situation. We expect it from that cnut Hammersfan, but you guys receive favours so shape up or else."
So Gold, anxious to nip dissent in the bud, tweets that there is a plan for "some form of retractable seating" and Brady uses her column in The Sun to put a positive spin on the World Championships coming to London in 2017, and immediately KUMB posts "Green light for retractable seating"! You have to wonder if somebody at the club faxed over the exact wording of the article!
KUMB and WHTID were both mouthpieces for The Grand Puppet Master Duxbury whilst this blog, alone, warned the world what was going on, and it seems that with the puppet strings cut, Sullivan and Gold now have their hands up the arses of both instead, pulling the mouthpiece up and down.
We are sleep walking into a nightmare and two supposedly independent West Ham blogs are still pumping out the company line at every opportunity. But then the prawn sandwiches and freebie tickets are probably more important to some than the future of the club!