WTF? Captain Kev has been nominated as the "Championship Player of the Month for October"! What did he do to deserve that then?
Well, scoring two goals is apparently enough. Never mind that most West Ham fans think he is a shadow of his former self. Never mind that he looks overweight. Never mind that his goal against Brighton came absolutely gift wrapped. Never mind that he has missed far more chances than he has tucked away.
Nolan's nomination highlights the paucity of talent in this division. Any half decent team playing half decent football would stroll to the title. Unfortunately we have a poor team playing appalling football, so poor indeed that Nolan playing badly was apparently our best player in October!