Sunday, 30 October 2011

Allardyce Smithing Around Pardew's Stiffs

After bowing to pressure from the fans not to sign Hell Hadji, Doctor Evil is now apparently after another of his old bad boys with ex Leeds and Man Utd thug Alan Smith is the latest reported target. Well we've had Bowyer I suppose, so why not his old mucker Smith? And then who knows, we could go for Woodgate to complete the set.

Would it be a good move? Not in my book. Smith was a good player once but that was a long, long, long time ago now. He has never been the same since that leg break to be honest.

But never mind Smith, the bigger question is why Allardyce only seems interested in his former players. This is a guy who was famed for having dossiers on players from across Europe. Since when have Bolton and Newcastle constituted the whole of Europe exactly?

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good post HF, but to be fair Allardyce has brought in Baldock, a player he has never worked with before, and he's arguably our best signing!

Stani said...

I think the problem was Noble, HF...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15514793.stm

Sav said...

Perhaps he is only allowed to buy players from the bargain basement!

Travelling Hammer said...

"Harry likens Scott Parker to Spurs legend Dave Mackay", that should get you started again, HF!

westbelfastyid said...

Sc. Totty Parker what say you hammers fan? Rednapp out by October, your the stiff

Tottenham Jim said...

It's been a while since your last Parker screed so I'd like to mention that Parker was once more brilliant, this time in the comfortable home win against QPR.

Anonymous said...

kevin in manchester writes ..

because between windows you can only get the released and the loaned- also some managers have the knack of unlocking some players mojos that others can't

Sav said...

It wasn't Parker for sure Stani. HF will never admit that of course.

John said...

The market at the moment is very restricted What choice does he have?

Anonymous said...

hahahaha Oh dear HF looks like you were royally wrong about Parker - looks like he really was Mr West Ham Wwwwaaaahhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaa

Hammersfan said...

What a strange post. Parker is doing a good job for Spurs so that makes him Mr West Ham? He submitted a transfer request so he could join our hated rivals and that makes him Mr West Ham? I guess that makes Bin Laden Mr America 2001!

Anonymous said...

Mmmmwwwwaaahaaaa haaaaar haaaaar your latest post is even funnier - Parker really was a good player, he probably fcked off because he read your blog. Looks like the 99% of hammers fans were right - Parker really was a giant amongst men.

Y O U M U G

Hammersfan said...

Delusional or what? Parker left because of this blog? I weild that sort of power do I? It had nothing to do with our relegation then? You really are a twat aren't you?

Anonymous said...

You're the twat mate - and it's plain to see by anyone who visits here. You said he was no good, every real hammer fan could see he was the best player we had. Now he has gone he is doing fantastically well and you still refuse to admit what everyone else knew.

Deane said...

Parker is shit.... Official

Mike said...

Shut up you mong.

Aside from World Cup 1990, Paul Parker was immense!

;)