Sunday 9 October 2011

QPR's Kieron Dyer Targets International Return in 2012

Although frustrated by yet another cruel injury, QPR's Kieron Dyer is reportedly targeting a return to international football in 2012. The former West Ham sick note, who has booked into QPR's treatment room for another three month stretch, is currently investigating whether or not he qualifies for the United Kingdom Paralympics football team.

Dyer must stand a chance of making the squad in the C8 category: "Minimally disabled athletes; they must meet eligibility criteria and have an obvious impairment that has impact on the sport of football"; although it is doubtful that he would actually compete as injury is sure to strike him down before the first ball is kicked!

Lee Vitout, a source close to Dyer said: "Kieron would love to have the opportunity of winning a gold medal but is fearful that his body may not quite be up to the stresses of competing in the Paralympics thanks to the incompetence of the West Ham medical team. However, he is willing to give it a shot because the Games do fall in late summer, when Kieron is usually able to run around a bit. It's when the weather turns colder that Kieron's body tends to insist upon him staying in the warmth of the treatment room."

Vitout continued: "If he can't make it onto the football pitch, Kieron might like to try wheelchair basketball, as it is played indoors and played from a seated position -so his short stature and susceptibility to the cold outdoors would not count against him. However inclusion in the team would be risky because "Blistered Wheel Finger" will almost certainly get the better of him within three minutes of the "Can't jump ball"!"

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

'Funny' as your petulant articles may be, they're getting rather annoying as they keep popping up on my qpr newsnow feed. It seems to me that all your doing is slating qpr recently. Probably because your in the championship and your owners are wankers and we're in the prem, with an owner who isn't a 'conman' but is prepared to put the club in the right direction. Jealousy ent pretty my friend...

thomasd said...

yes you need too lee vitout now mate..i know your enjoying winding the qpr fans up but you need too let this go...COYI

Hammersfan said...

I suspect ever the QPR fans will share the sentiments hinted at here Doubting!

Anonymous said...

Yes your getting very boring now. Let's see how funny you are when your watching barnsley through binoculars in a couple of years time in a quarter full stadium that your club dont own.

Hammersfan said...

You're mate, you're, as in "You are". I agree with your sentiments entirely about our new stadium; it is a very fair observation.

Rangerezzy said...

Entirely agree with the last guy but like to add that Kieron Dyer is no longer a West Ham player. His injury is not your concern and I too am sick to death of your neanderthal rantings appearing on my QPR newsfeed.

There isn't a QPR fan alive who would waste a word mentioning an insignificant London club. That for your information is Charlton, Leyton Orient, Brentford and bloody West Ham!

Hammersfan said...

Rs becoming GRRRRRs again! Calm down, it's an international break and there's not a lot of news about. At least I'm giving you something to growl about!

By the way, Dyer was NEVER a West Ham PLAYER. West Ham employee yes, but player, no!

Anonymous said...

You must be really bored if you're! Sitting there picking holes in my grammar. And for your information dyer is on a pay as you play deal so to date we probably owe him about a score.

Hammersfan said...

Been a shocking day, watching sport and making money off Betfair. Looking in on your comments is also amusing. Sorry to correct your grammar mate but the you're / your confusion gets my goat.

Anonymous said...

Dyer is totally fair game as he spent his entire career milking West Hams medical staff for what must be millions in medical bills whilst receiving millions in wages from us.

He then blamed West Ham saying its our fault he was injured.

So when he goes to a new club, that so happened to be QPR he deserved all the comments.

Shame for him personally but the right thing to do was to retire a long time ago, instead he is now milking QPR.

NORTHOLT said...

A comment on not606, from CockneyEyetie one of your own!
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That 'Hammersfan' blog is widely derided by most Hammers fans, just take a look at his other posts about WHU. All you're doing by having a pop on there,is making a retard happy

Hammersfan said...

LOL Notholt, I know, I know. But look at how much discussion this site generates! Love me or hate me, it seems you can't ignore me. This is an international break and the site is in the top 8 on the QPR, West Ham and Swindon boards. Why the angst? Why the bile? Why the aggression? It's only a blog. But it gets under the skin because it is uncomfortably true!

Anonymous said...

Seriously dull and boring article, i can't believe any West Ham or QPR fans got anything out of reading that, what a waste of time, try spending Sundays doing something more worthwhile.
Generally a shit site, pack up and go shopping in Westfield, it overlooks your new ground, i went yesterday, full of scumbugs already. Very nice.

Hammersfan said...

Presumably, since it was FULL of scumbags and you were in there, that means you acknowledge that you are a scumbag yourself? You're certainly an idiot!

Anonymous said...

Keep up the good work ... I've found the Dyer stuff particularly amusing ...
Pip pip

englandsnmber6 said...

Dyer deserves all the flack he gets, he is a disgraceful excuse for a footballer, as is Gabidon. So glad that they are off our books. Hammersfan is just pointing out the obvious and you apostrophe re fair game, a small club punching above their weight with a chairman who will run out of money and drop you like a maggot filled kebab. (pass you on the way up as you come down)

Anonymous said...

The only idiot is the one writing shit articles that waste people's time. Don't get angry Mr Hammer, just learn to write something interesting perhaps even factual, then everyone will stop laughing at you...