What a shame that Shafting United have been forced down this route. What a pity that, despite access to West Ham's millions, they are still loitering in the third tier of English football. What a travesty that such a great club will find themselves hosting the likes of Yeovil and Orient next season.
Still, look on the bright side guys, next time you travel down to Brisbane Road you will have the opportunity to catch a glimpse of the Olympic Stadium - from the outside of course! And as West Ham, minus Tevez, return to the Prem and plot a glorious future, we are thinking of you rusty Blades, crumbling away in the shit where you belong!