Wednesday 9 May 2012

QPR Captain Barton Bound For The Boleyn

We have been linked with the guy on and off since the days of Curbishley. At one inglorious moment there were even rumours that we planned to unite Neill, Bowyer, Dyer, Bellamy and Barton at the club. The first rule of Fight Club? Nobody talks about Fight Club!

Well the marriage of Barton to West Ham edged closer on Monday with the one cap wonder sitting in the stands for the Cardiff game, checking out his future team mates. It's unclear this morning if the deal hinges on West Ham going up, QPR going down, or both, but Barton has no future at the Hoops after treading on the toes of Hughes and getting on the wrong side of the gRs, and with the Haye and Chisora fight confirmed at the Boleyn, Barton will fit in perfectly.

West Ham United, the Maddison Square Gardens of Football!

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

I see you went quiet on QPR recently. Is that because someone smacked you in the chops, or because you realised that the Hammers were actually going to blow promotion just like we all said you would?

Is this all you could think of to write about?

QPR came good, lets see who is laughing next week.

Anonymous said...

proper player. BTW he was a guest of his buddy kev nolan. Thats the real reason he was there

Anonymous said...

Don't be a pillock. He was there because he is good friends with Nolan. Brand and Brooking were there too - are they signing up?

USA Dave said...

One "D" in Madison, sir. Great building if you can ever get there, especially for Ice Hockey.

Anonymous said...

where do you get this crap!!??

Hammersfan said...

I've been there Dave.

Howyoodoin said...

Chortle at the anonymous Grrs saying 'we'll see who's laughing next week.'

Doubt it will be them, as they are going down on Sunday and we don't play till the 19th! :o)

USA Dave said...

What did you see?

Anonymous said...

Fellow hoops for fuck sake don't get cocky we ain't staying up yet you should all know rangers never do anything the easy way and I for one am bricking it look at our away form do u really think we are going to get any joy at city because I fucking well don't so that leaves us relying on stoke to take points off Bolton good luck to the hammers at wembley hf

Hammersfan said...

Guys, I got a similar reaction last season when I posted that Parker was heading for Spurs after he rocked up for the Chelsea v Tottenham game. "Means nothing...friend of Jamie...blah, blah, blah." Where is Parker now?

Anonymous said...

Wasn't he there with anton

Clez said...

Fcuking Miss Penelope?

Anonymous said...

didn't you also say we'd get nothing from our last 10 games?

AJ said...

You said Parker was off for about 4 years straight - you were bound to be correct sooner or as it actually turned out later, Tw@t.

Anonymous said...

yes , you have piped up again , porno kings ,your fired wannabe, pearly kings and queens , pie n mash n balti , and for at least another week , a second tier side , dream on .

Dodgey Dave said...

How many appearances on Jeremy Kyle is this guy on now? #Properknob

Anonymous said...

Is this guy still waffling on??? Your boring mate... How your so misinformed is beyond me! Talk about your hammers getting a kicking by Blackpool on the 19th instead. #helmet

DonFried said...

The Parker going to Tottenham was odds on these past four-five years. not just because he has been west hams best and most consistent player but he is a Yid. you and the rest of the world guessed that he would end up there. By the way i saw a different side to Parker against QPR, maybe its true we do get under players skins (especially those on stupid wages that tend to play for teams with tourists for fans). from a QPR fan, good luck to west ham and hope to see you next year.

Anonymous said...

WE ARE QPR AND WE'RE IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE!!!

Anonymous said...

if you want barton you can have him.hughes is going to get rid of all the dead wood we have and buy bigger and better players than barton anyhow.come on you rrrrrs