Savio, long gone. Diamante, gone. da Costa, gone. Tristan, gone. Di Michele, gone. Lopez, gone. Lastpickeva, gone. Kovac, gone. Behrami, gone. Mido, gone. McCarthy, gone. Daprela, gone. Franco, gone. Ilunga, gone. Ilan, gone. Jimenez, gone. Kurucz, gone. Have I forgotten anybody?
Add to that: Bellamy gone. Collins, gone. Etherington, gone. McCartney, gone. Anton, gone. Where are the Nani-Zola-Clarke signings now? Bellamy, Etherington, Collins and Anton all played in the Prem last season; and Linda is set to return!
Has there ever been a more disastrous phase in our club's history? Nani screwed us. Zola buggered us. Clarke couldn't have cared less.
Nouble will go down in West Ham history because he was the final tie to be cut with the three clowns. Look at that list of signings and think of how much money we wasted in transfer fees and wages! Zola still hasn't found a job. There's a surprise! Nani went home and promptly presided over relegation. There's a surprise! And Liverpool have sacked Dalglish, showing that Clarke can even dethrone a king. Yet another surprise!
And Duxbury? Out of football altogether. Quelle surprise!